“You must be just as annoyed and frustrated as me. My name is OSI, Obviously Selfishly Incinerating. I know how things are supposed to be done, and I can see what others aren’t doing right.  If they just listened to me then everything would be perfect. I am always on point. I am burning a path straight to the top; it doesn’t matter who’s in my way. You better be careful. I might be alluring, but I might have to burn you if you get in my way.”